Define "chronic" masturbator.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
areolas are like halos for boobs.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Let's get the cat blown out
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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