Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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