What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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