when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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