Porn is love you can see.
Nicole vs. Life
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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