Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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