Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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