Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
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