we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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