it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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