this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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