Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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