And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
So squirting runs in the family.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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