New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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