why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We named our party play list daddy issues
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
