I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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