She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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