wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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