Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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