How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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