Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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