I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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