ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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