There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
