This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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