watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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