He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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