Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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