dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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