When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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