quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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