i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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