from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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