The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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