dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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