Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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