how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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