Sry I called you an 8
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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