Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Randomize
