Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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