if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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