she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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