its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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