She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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