Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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