I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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