i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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