Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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