I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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