what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
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Floor bacon is actually really good
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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