just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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