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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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