I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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