Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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