he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
