her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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